I Ran Naked With a Homeless Guy Because I am Beautiful

yeah...It's fun


the month you were born in
1 - I ran shirtless with
2 - I killed
3 - I killed
4 - I raped
5 - I ran naked with
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I needed
8 - I ate out
9 - I stabbed
10 - I banged
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a stripper
05 - a prostitute
06 - a cow
07 - you
08 - a toothbrush
09 - a jew
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - chapstick
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - my ex
16 - paris hilton
17 - a condom
18 -a bitch
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - a easter egg
23 - a pickle
24 - a bisexual
25 - an apple
26 - a bag of weed
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - ur mom
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how I roll
Black - Because I have AMAZING boobs
Pink - Because im sexy as hell
Red - Because the voices told me to
Blue - Because I like pot
Polka Dots - Because I hate my life
Purple - Because I'm gay
Gray - Because I love marijuana
Other - Because I have double D's
Green - Because I'm beautiful
Orange - Because I smoke crack
Yellow - Because I have aids
Turqoise - Because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - Because I had to
Shirtless - Because I've got abs